I'm My Own Mascot
 
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Martian Ambassador Bolkar
Posted 10/17/2010
I always play out this scenario in my head every time I use a restroom at a convention or show: the complete annihilation of our species because a few of us can't grasp the concepts of "the waste goes in the bowl, not on the seat", "Flush when you're done", and "for the love of god, if you leave a mess, CLEAN IT UP!".

Good thing he didn't see the ladies' room. The Martians probably would have obliterated Venus, Mercury, and the Moon just to be sure.

Say, this is the 99th b&w Mascot strip. Perhaps I should do something to commemorate strip 100. Hmm...
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Frankly, I'm offended.

Not really, but I had to post that after reading what you put at fb... :P
 
Maybe for the 100th strip, you could start doing them in color. Or at least try it for a while.
 
If you want to see true horror, you need to check out the restrooms in the courthouse. YOWZA.
 
Justice is messy.
 
How long is a space minute, let alone five?
 
lol but you havent see anything,there is a reason why i never use restrooms.....sob...sob... WHY GOD! THE TERROR1!
 
How long is a space minute?